Just how sexy can you look in blue?

The answer is...

...not very. Why do hospitals insist on doing everything within their power to make you look like shit. I mean jesus I've still got my socks and shoes on (because the nurse told me to) and I have the rest of my belongings in a carrier bag! The indignity. I wouldn't look out of place on an 'Orange is the New Black' episode - The Release Day.